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Several months ago, Mark Zuckerberg tried to take ownership of the content that people uploaded to Facebook. Sure, regular people like you and me (well, more like you, 'cause I'm a genius) didn't care about that, because nothing happened. However, Zuckerberg was trying to get his little website profitable. Yes, FB is not profitable enough to stay alive. Luckily Microsoft put some money in, hoping to get twice the amount invested. So far, FB is not getting high profits like Microsoft expected. Sure, it is the most popular social network in the world, but that doesn't mean it generating nasty amount of cash. But how to save facebook and the videos of me and my friends doing a puke contest? How? How? Fuck! Somebody say something!! Well, it seems like nobody's talking, so, I'm gonna be the Bad Guy....

How to Save Facebook:

Rent a Delorean, and travel to the past, then follow these instructions..

After doing that, you have to follow the Flickr Model. Create a Facebook Basic and a Facebook Pro. FB Basic will allow the user to have only one Photo Album with 60 pictures limit(Medium Quality). Also a 200 Friends limit, Two Status per week, 30 Weekly Wall Post per Friend, and last but most important, only one layout. Now the Facebook Pro will have no limitations. Unlimited HQ Photo Uploading, Unlimited Friends, any new feature, and most important, the ability to have the old facebook layout or any of the new ones. It seems to me that people like the old layout, don't know why, may be because IT FUCKING LOOKS JUST LIKE TWITTER!!!! Fuck! FB sucked big time with that change. How much for that? 19.99 for a whole year or 24.99 for two years. How cheap is that? Also afordable for any fucking kid who wants to share how sad he/she is.

That's it! That's the formula to turn Facebook Profitable. Once you get the Delorean, you are good to go.

Damn, Facebook had a lot of potential, but what do you expect from a college drop out? I mean, if he had finished college, he would had done what I just said.